she was screaming in french about how classy it was to be drinking wine. oh... she was drinking it out of the bottle. with a beer in her other hand while throwing up.
I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
He told me they were just razor bumps!
you made your cat watch a peta video with you, so you could show it how just how good its life is
Just learned the hard way that dicks can bruise the back of your throat to the extent that you cant eat. You're dead to me.
Do you think it'd be inappropriate to have an I'm Not Keeping My Baby Party the day after her baby shower?
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
Every time our eyes meet, I silently summon him to my vagina.
I feel like it should at least be like a "hey look I'm actually fine that I drunkenly gave you my virginity!" friend request.
im gonna shove his purity ring down his throat
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
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