Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
and then he ordered a "diet and rum" like the most important part of the drink was the diet.
You can't hide fat with big sunglasses.
I like to use the word "seasoned" over "slutty", you know, like a good curly fry
I think im definitely allergic to shell fish. Or hungover. Probably both.
You should know I just got pulled aside by TSA because they found a bottle of Bud Light in my backpack... Thanks for that...
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
I don't think she considers it a date unless she publicly urinates
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
I was about to attempt a citizen's arrest on my RA
Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
Remember the time you cried about coconuts
I'm at the gym. I've taken enough caffeine to feel inspired to be a low budget instagram fitness model. I totally forgot my push up bra though
i did these weird ass ab exercises once that left me queefing for weeks
So I tried to catch a rabbit in Terraria & accidentally blew it up with a grenade made of bees. Monty Python would be proud.
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