i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
My parents just told me I first got drunk when I was 4. Successsssssss
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
coming out of a blackout being surrounded by Disney police was not as awesome as it sounds.
Just crossed the line from casual pregrame to public intoxication. Shotgunning in a bus shelter.
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
Are you scared? I basically plan on us looking like giant drunk skittles
I transported a midget tonight. He got beat up by another, midgetier midget. Is it bad that this is what makes me feel compassion after 15 years of being a paramedic?
Midgetier?
Smaller, yet meaner.
I opened up my wallet and it was filled with puke.
So, this year for my birthday, want to get rip-roaring schmammered and watch my episode of my super sweet 16? We can do lines off my tiara.
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
Nothing is working I'm going to die alone and on hold with a State Farm representative
My card got declined when I tried to buy dippin dots at 2 am, the lady gave them to me for free because "I looked like I needed them."
I just borrowed porn from my middle aged mother. This is what desperate looks like.
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