Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
I'm either too drunk or not bisexual anymore
i'm crying at olive garden. i've hit rock bottom
on the way home the dog started throwing up her bone in the car..so naturally i started to puke too
So, apparently, "i expected your penis to be bigger" isn't good pillow talk.
life is sad when you just turned 21 and youre doing late night rogaine runs...
Just watched a drug bust from the Ralphs parking lot while listening to Frank Sinatra. Happy Valentine's Day.
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
I had a dream last night where I used the marginal product rule to figure out how much more hangover I got per sip of four loko, econ is taking over my life...
Dude she broke four ribs, how does a 110 lb girl break four of my ribs during sex?! It hurts so bad but was so worth it
I can't. I think his penis is about to take out a restraining order against me.
WHAT IS PROPER BONG ETIQUETTE FOR WHEN YOU'RE ALONE IN YOUR BATHTUB AND CRYING?
He's like a hurricane
a drunk, sexist, hurricane
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
Just realized that I bailed on you guys yesterday just so I could get wendy's. it was worth it but still, sorry
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