Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
Please don't use social media to get back at me.
I need to hang out with girls who make more mistakes
Pretty sure that Albanian broad gave me something last night. Now we play the waiting game.
I knew you would eventually ask my secret. Pedialite mix drinks. Works wonders.
Speaking of testosterone. I saw a girl with a moustache thicker than one I can grow last night...
When we picked him up this morning the cop said that if they actually arrested every drunk American who pissed on cathedral doors, Spain wouldn't have any room for real prisoners.
Well I checked the bush outside his apartment building this morning, and he wasn't there... So I knew he was home.
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
My Midnight Kiss was a Big Mac.. Happy New Year
I'n not even sure we went out, but I know we broke into a cemetery.
Stop calling him just to say, "my vagina misses you."
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
fuck you
also please return my underwear, they were one of my favourite pairs xo
Lesson Learned: It's not a party until someone pisses their pants.
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