So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
Just used the salt in the bottom of my mcdonalds bag from last night on the eggs i made this morning. Way too hungover for this
how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
She just told me she's too full for a reach-around. Sad.
I told her that if she blew me I would give her the empty pizza box in the fridge.... Why did she agree?
Got in a bar fight defending Prince. Thought you ought to know. He gets his dick sucked cooking eggs for breakfast.
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
I broke out the Krispy Kreme, and am possibly having random internet sex in less than an hour. I think I got this breakup under control.
I'm trying to get WebMD to diagnose me with a hangover
just when his roommates walked in, we were naked in the kitchen. proceeded to awkwardly pretzel walk back into his room to cover each other (not that they haven't seen me naked plenty of times) and continue to have glorious morning sex. his roomates love me.
I just squirted in your honor. It's like pouring one out for the beautiful sex partnership that could have been
im shaving my vagina and listening to frank sinatra, im coming over after
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
Visiting my great uncle went well. The highlight of the evening was when he said, "Oh my god. I'm 79 and I'm teaching 18 year old kids how to roll a joint."
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