I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
Tim hortons said i dont meet their criteria. What the fuck criteria is that? You put bagels in an oven.
she insisted i was the anonymous guy on formspring that kept asking to bang her
Clearly I went along with it
I'm sitting in class drinking a forty out of a paper bag. No ones said anything yet. I think my professor is trying to ignore me. Better start yelling louder.
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
Hey wes just called me saying he was asleep outside by the pond at my apt complex
I didn't ride the struggle bus so much as drive it backwards off a cliff.
Ok cuz s'mores night just turned into pina colada after noon and it will be mas fun
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
Maybe you should stop dating for awhile if the chicks aren't working out. Reacquaint yourself with your hand or something.
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
My ass is in a myriad of pain right now
Lesson learned - Taco Bell before a long night of BDSM is a BAD idea
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
Randomize
