Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
The doctor wrote 'condom retrieval' on my discharge paper.
me blowing you awake is the exact turn i want our relationship to take
Jesus Christ I am the crazy cat lady of vibrators
Some lady found my secret pooping bathroom at work. Do I fight her Highlander style? I made or may not be fashioning a crude sword from seat covers and toilet paper rolls.
Do it. DO IT. There can be only one.
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
Just remember: We don't tell our English professor about our fetishes unless she specifically asks about them.
i feel like a cleansing fire is the only way to purify the house
Is it acceptable to pay for WiFi on flights solely for the purpose of getting on Tinder to find a sugar daddy on the plane that doesn’t mind upgrading me to first class?
Do it. You’re flying for two weddings. You’re gonna need that first class.
I just had sex with the kid I walked next to at my first holy communion
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
The reason why I poison my organs is so that you guys can't sell them.
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