best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
I dont ever wanna see you tell my little brother to "spread the seed" ever again
With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
She looked like a pterodactyl.....but dude i love dinosaurs
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
You can't find true love with Budweiser and a futon
You know what I'm hearing? Blah, blah, blah, I have pneumonia, blah, blah, blah, I'm a quitter. COME OVER AND PUT YOUR PENIS INSIDE ME.
At one point during xmas dinner my whole family was double fisting. It was like thats how I learned to drink moment
I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
He'd rather cuddle with his shitty little miniature dog than the half naked girl in his bed. I've lost all hope for him and my vagina
I wanted lighthearted conversation about ordering bulk condoms and anal lube but he's depressed and talking about god hating him, ugh
I don't give a shit if you judge. This isn't about you or anyone else. This is about me and my chicken tenders.
You remember my neighbor with the perfect ass? It's even better in assless chaps.
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