D3 body, D1 cock
the sex was like sticking it in a jar of mayonnaise
My history with restaurant waiters is severely limiting our dinner options.
This is the last time I call a hotel to see if you or some random guy paid for the room last night.
Two words Indian burn...
What did she think it was, a shake weight?
her bridesmaids come in huge, huger, wtf, and free willy. all their gown are strapless. its like watching the Hindenburg waddle down the isle.
I understand that I gave you a nose bleed with a cheeto last night and for that I apologize
I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
You left a trail of sequins from your dress incase we got lost
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
He woke me up at 5am to recite nursery rhymes to our fictitious unborn child.
Bored at work. googling vodka waffles.
I give out orgasms like candy and ride a motorcycle...how is that not appealing
Its like the floor is slow but life is fast?
I see you found the nyquil...
you poured beer in your mouth so you could be a beer pong cup for her to drink out of/make out with
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