She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
I'm like a new puppy, everybody wants to touch me
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
Text me when you wake up so I know you're ok. It's really worrisome to get home at this hour and find 3 men passed out in my room but no you. Love you, goodnight. :-)
No, he went to go get condoms. The least I could do was chug two beers before he got back
Going to a professional golf course at 2am to throw the flag poles like javelins
Dont worry bro, i'll be the designated kayaker. I wouldnt want u to be drinking and kayaking.
Hootey the Owl eats a mean pussy.
Um, OK. WTF?
The guy from the Halloween party. We finally hooked up. Went down in me for 45 mins. Came 4 times.
I'm gonna tie him up and fart in that pathetic excuse for a mustache
I woke up with my wool blanket soaking wet on the dorm room floor, and my sweatshirt hanging on the shower door down the hall. So basically my camp-out-in-the-bathroom idea didn't turn out as planned
I guess you never know how much of an impact you have on someone until you sleep with their cousin
so i put my jacket on last night that you wore last weekend, and reach inside the pockets and find them full of goldfish...
the snack that smiles back:)
No my problem is I'm working and its a beautiful Saturday. I should be recovering from a hangover and out golfing. Fuck responsibility. I miss college.
I HATE BEING THIS HIGH FML IT'S LIKE I'M MAKING UP FOR ALL THE 4:20S I DIDNT DO ALL AT ONCE
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