Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
btw ... thanks for not giving me up as the craigslist killer
i owe you one
thanks for snagging those panties for me
I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
He gets you donuts, dinner, and booze consistently, who cares if he's cheating
he wrote me a grocery list while i was passed out. every other item was gin. it went on for 4 pages.
Only you could be admitted to the ER and walk out with a nurse's phone number. I wish I was gay
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
Duuuude - Drag Queen Bingo wasn't supposed to end like thissss
This must be what defeat feels like to Tom Brady today. I bet he wishes he could barf up all of his bad decisions from yesterday, too.
You ass. You're not the one who bought me flowers, so obviously you will not be the recipient of the blow job of gratitude.
I guess I made wings because there's chicken everywhere. Even on the walls. 3 of them. It's like a chicken grave yard.
It felt like a sumo wrestler slapped me. With a wet hand. 8 times in a row.
So you are wearing a heart monitor while drinking?
Yea, they said carry on with my everyday activity.
I feel like you're the sexual bearcat I've always wanted to be.
my favorite part was when you kept waving @ that guy and insisiting it was your cousin..and it wasnt and wondering why he wasnt waving back lol you were legit PISSED
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