did you hook up austin?
No! he threw up in my bathroom, made me wake up and order him jimmy johns, beat my roommate with a macaroni and cheese box, and then passed out with her in her bed
went to sleep on the couch in jeans and socks. woke up in bed totally nude no memory of moving. best farewell party ever
What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
his mom and i are swapping prescript pills..totally mother in law material.
just cockblocked my boss's 17 year old son at the Christmas party
I legit just woke up on my couch, snuggled up next to some guy who's wearing my roommate's pink bathroble. What the fuck do they put in those shots?
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
Yeah, he's passed out in my bathroom pantsless. Is it a faux pas to look at his penis?
the only good thing about going home with him was that he was prettier than me.
Yesterday we were fuck buddies and today I'm meeting his mom. That escalated quickly.
I supernannyed him into submission
Don't let me pee the bed... Its going to be one of those weekends
Gave a guy a blowjob in a convent. Place in hell is now secured...
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