While she was crying about breaking up, he looked at her through his fork and said "of course she's upset, she's in jail." Having sex with him tonight.
since when did our medecine drawer and our sex drawer become the same drawer? we now have lube covered cough drops.
I just found out my college boyfriend's nickname is actually a Dutch word for little cucumber.....it all makes sense now.
You peed on someones bathroom floor while saying people are rude for not flushing
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
Plus I'm on the toilet and I can only describe it as if someone had kicked the cap off of a fire hydrant.
Not sure how a movie about Jesus has managed to make me feel insecure about my boobs but it has.
We were in the middle of fucking and she was just like "Do ya wanna play Harry Potter Scene It?" I musta been really bad lol Anyways, her tattoo healed nicely.
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
I don't remember... but I heard a cop threatened to pepper spay my dick
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
he only noticed i dyed my hair purple like halfway through sex and he looked really shocked and he just said "You look like Barney." as he came.
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but yours is no longer the biggest penis I've seen. It is however, still the prettiest.
Also, my guy said they would be around. And i clarified that when I asked him for mushrooms he didn't hear "a mushroom or two" but rather understood I meant "all the mushrooms you can find between now and 4th of July."
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