I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
I kept calling his name while we were having sex cuz i was so proud that i remembered it.
you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
We didn't need to cut her off. I'm pretty sure the lit candle she almost drank would have done it for us
Just woke up from a dream where you lived in a gingerbread house on a snowy cliff by the sea. The dolphins were swimming away from a giant dust storm. You REALLY ought to smoke this before bed tonight.
These bathrooms are miraculous. I'd love to have sex in here. Wow. I've peed 5 times.
He was rocking just a diaper, shoes, and a gun. Sadly, I would still hit it.
I also turned off the Anchorman DVD start menu before cause I didn't want Will Ferrel watching me lose my virginity.
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
I was going to say "wearing plaid doesn't make you gay, I wear plaid!" but then... heavy sigh
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
Look I'm really high right now, and if I were to leave this house, it would be for the sole purpose of getting an ice cream sandwich. So can you please just do it.
I'm the one who said we should take things slow. I'm also the one who forced him into the back on my car so we could have sex.
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