Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
Just saw my neighbor passed out in his front yard, leg stretching into the road. Full beer in his hand.
someone shit in a solo cup and left it at the base of the stairs. fuck orlando dude.
Seriously though, we're going to drink and watch Survivor first one to puke gets voted off the island
I just woke up with the words DO IT on my hand and six beers in my purse.
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
he told me he didn't know whether he was gonna puke, pass out, or cum. i don't know if i should be flattered or offended.
She's beautiful tan and skinny she will make me hate myself and that's what I need in a friend right now
Sometimes you gotta say "hey, its been a long semester. Let's puke before 10"
You are like a vicious sex animal persistently seeking prey
Well I never thought in the future I'd be able to say "hey remember that Easter I made porn?"
Also I'm so used to having sex with river guides that when he pulled out a condom I was actually surprised
Sitting in my junior high parking lot high on ambien talking to a stranger I met on tinder. What is life?
I never thought I'd be judging my neighbors sex lives before age 30 but here we are
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