im gay
i know
yea but for you.
Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
Dude. Muppets take manhattan on netflix instant. Pass my midterm or relive my childhood? Tough decision.
I may also break bread with strippers. Because it is passover.
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
I feel like my vagina stays drunk longer than the rest of me. It's always super sensitive and hungry the day after drinking.
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
The more and more I drink I keep rationalizing banging eye patch girl
I used to be terrified of what was under your bed until I passed out there last night. Now it just feels like home.
When were you at my house?
drunk brunch me or lose me forever
Dude. $3 Jack n Cokes AND Cheesesticks... Find me tomorrow plz
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
Sober sex is weird like I didn't expect this when I got clean
Why are there naked heterosexuals in my apartment?
Randomize
