I just jerked it to the same porn two nights in a row... and she says I have problems with commitment...
I feel that the whole multiple orgasm thing is god's way of saying "sorry for the childbirth deal"
Some guy just watched me feed 30 dimes and 3 quarters for bread and cheese at the self checkout at walmart. I no longer comprehend shame...
We have been pregaming the shutdown of the government since Tuesday. Send help, and some more liquor.
We found her naked passed out on the bathroom floor. She didn't even make it to the shower. She was clutching the bathroom rug.
Alright I don't know how you'll link it to me but yes I left a nearly empty 12 pack on your trunk
Like my mouth was on his pelvis connected to his balls that's how far it was
in a garage, wearing a toga, theyre debating the logistics of Coke Pong. If I don't make it out of here... it was me who stole your Barbie in the 4th grade- I've never forgiven myself.
My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
My tongue is raw from licking all that salt with my tequila shots...happy cinco de mayo
I have tasted many bathrooms
This morning we had sex while he was wearing a full length fur jacket and sunglasses... I wasn't even phased
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