I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
yea i thought the egg drop soup tasted weirdly like cum, and then i suddenly remembered what happened last night.
i'm never eating chinese again.
I think I'm drunk. That wine was old. I found it behind the water heater next to the mouse poison.
I can't feel my brain.
Standards? I'm sitting on his couch eating microwaved ramen wearing his wife's t-shirt. I don't remember what having standards even feels like.
proof that my night is going well: I can still open doors
My mom now keeps ice cubes on hand for my bong water. We may be able to work this relationship out.
You should have. Partying with 60 year olds and batman is so much better than partying with bitches our age.
Me hangover (as projected). That sounds like a plan. Ill do it for Mexico
I don't know his last name, but he's in phone as Pat the conqueror.
I expected better sex from someone with the word CHAOS tattooed above his dick. But on the bright side, he was down to watch a documentary on Honey Badgers afterwards so I guess I'll keep him around.
I think I heard my penis growl. Wanna do lunch?
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
First she snuck beer into the movies and then proceded to give me a handjob in the dark theatre. I think I'm in love
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
I kept my extra Molly pill in my wallet in the change part, that's also where I keep my body jewelry while I'm working. The nose ring punctured the pill essentially coating itself in MDMA. My nose ring is back in my nose. This could be entertaining
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