Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
you came home soaking wet, and when I asked where your umbrella was, you pulled it out of your bag and were so proud you kept it dry.
Seriously. There are at least 10 other people drinking at the bar with me at 10:40. Im justifying it with the fact that I've been up since 5am.
Walking out of our apartment this morning to go to class, I saw a sticky note on the front door that said "get tested." The door was unlocked so did you bring some stranger back last night? I'm assuming you weren't referring to me...
I've hit an all time low of asking baristas what would go good with marshmallow vodka. I think I might hire one to party with all of us. To make hangover drinks
Ok now a guy in a winnie the pooh costume is grinding on some chick to the song shots
New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
He tried to reenact Braveheart's freedom scream but got tackled by his drunk roommate who thought he was yelling that the handle he was holding up was free.
He woke up, yelled "RALLY!" and then puked in my glove compartment
You know you're doing college wrong when you have to bail your RA out of jail
I haven't been dieting for my entire life to date some guy who thinks his dad bod is a riot.
He stopped in the middle of us fucking so he could turn on lithuanian techno music. And the sad thing is that it was the best sex of my life.
He's asking how tall I am he wants to make a body suit out of me
i feel like i got punched in the face....
you did....
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