threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
There is a mirror in the headboard of the bed that I'm sleeping in so I can immediately question life choices when I wake up.
You may have graduated college on time, but my 6th year ass gets to see awesome tits every day just for showing up.
I cant be sure, but i think ive been drunk in this church before.
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
I told him we could use my stove to make weed brownies, from that point on he kept reffering to me as "best pledge ever"
You looked at me, said I was a nice guy. Then you drunkenly climbed on top of me and said you liked me and wanted me.
When you're really drunk, Japanese toilets just have an unnecessary amount of buttons.
I know this is super early in advance but can I borrow your horse mask on 4/20
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
My arms in a cast, how am I supposed to have sex with only one hand?
more importantly I need two hands to eat pie
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
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