Lady with a stroller in a bar. Think she's out of my league?
Just stole a pregnancy test from Wegmans because I didn't want to pay 13 dollars to find out my life is over.
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
And if it was a miscarriage you should figure out whose it was. He must be an alphamale for his offspring to sustain life this long in the amusement park that is your body
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
So we broke my sobriety. Played life size childhood games. Broke into a cold hot tub and got laid. I think this is BFF quality!
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
I just want to braid flowers into his hair and steal all of his pills.
Let he who has not made drunken spaghetti at 3 a.m. cast the first stone.
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
were you aware we were supposed to be taking care of her hamster this weekend?
Fuck you, i'm all jacked up on bananas lets go somewhere
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