OMG. Drunk.
I'm so glad you fill me in on these things.
Sorry. Must've been trying to twitter.
I just walked into his bathroom to see two poops floating... no toilet paper. WTF!?
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
at what point did you think saran wrap was a better alternative to shoes?
being pregnant is like rehab
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
YOU KNOW BRAZILIAN BOYS ARE MY WEAKNESS
Are you going to eat tacos off the floor again?
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
Her weave came out on the dance floor. She was twerking and shaking one minute and her hair flew across the dance floor the next. Great way to be introduced to the family
Drunk me is basically the Oprah of nudes. Everyone gets one.
I want to ride his face like a jet ski
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
He sent me a pic of his coffee mug to be like "I'm having coffee too.” \nImagine that. Morning coffee. In your boring ass mug. Dick pic or gtfo.
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