There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
I just found blacked-out interviews on my voice recorder. Go journalism.
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
Your brother came in a girls mouth for the first time last night... Ah the tales told whilst buying minors beer.
You may have graduated college on time, but my 6th year ass gets to see awesome tits every day just for showing up.
nah, they dropped the charges. apparently ripping his junk when he tried to hop the fence seemed like punishment enough...
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
OH MY GOD THE LITTLE GIRL IS SITTING WITH US WHILE WE SMOKE. I'M NOT DOING THIS
Omg. I'm making you a chocolate and "herb" birthday cake and using joints for candles. I'm gunna need moms help with this!
alright well Taco Bell Closes at 12 so you better pray to god she's asleep by then or I'm running in your house butt ass naked with a bag of tacos
Right in the middle of our simultaneous orgasms, he shouted "HAPPY NEW YEAR" ruining the intimacy
Well I finally got to say all the things I wanted to say. Including telling him he looks like a naked mole rat
My boss couldn’t find her phone so she asked me to call it and when I found it the screen said Fuck Toy was calling. I’m very much okay with this
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