is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
We still going to Happy Hour
Idk. I can't because it doesn't fit in my schedule of sleeping or throwing up
there is a money trail leading from my bathroom to my living room.. the trail ends with a half eaten bag of chips with a note that says "magical chipz".. who am i?
Would it be bad if I bought her bread, meat, cheese, and stuff as her christmas present so she can make me a sandwich?
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
If you two are having sex, stop. I have something really important to ask you about psychics.
Talking to her is like watching "Bad Life Choices: The Movie"
I just wanna get hammered somewhere crazy. Meet some chicks. Bang them and then go scuba diving.
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
the worst part about living alone is not having other peoples snacks to mooch off of when you havent gone grocery shopping in three weeks. i'm so pms-y i'm about to eat a soy sauce packet
Which president had the biggest dick?
Take your time, I'll wait
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
i'm sitting in my room 'bout to smoke a bowl. also, i found out that you don't need a permit to own a tiger in wisconsin, so we're buying one when we move in together.
I parked in the SAE Fraternity lot and left a note that said if you don't tow me you will all get a blowjob.
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