He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
happy birthday! Any relationship between us is now officially illegal.
What's the point of having 3 fuck buddies when their periods all seem to sync up
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
Just bought an airhorn. Bad things will happen.
I like to keep a steady black out going for the holidays. I feel it makes me less cynical
What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
I woke up still drunk to a beautiful tattooed columbian man making me pancakes. How's your memorial day?
I'm taking a shit break of discontent as a personal protest
Just so you know, I woke up with 2 oven mits in my bed and no clothes on.
Coming straight to your house after the flight. If not in Federal Prison for disobeying peanut laws.
the man at taco bell in the drive thru window tried to sell me his mix tape
his single is called “stick some holes in it”
This may sound strange but do you have my pants?
You tried to trade them for some girls skirt... So she has them...
I am a taco. I am also really high.
I've always seen you more as a chimichanga.
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