Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
I dinstinctly remember making out to "I believe I can fly" and waving my arms like a bird to the beat.
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
Someone just got kicked out of the mall for being dressed like a giant cat. I feel like this is in your future.
HOW DID YOU GET DEPORTED FROM THE BAHAMAS
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
And then she said "wanna make a vine of me twerking on the wall?"
you got to sleep with him and don't even remember it? that's like sleeping through an entire vacation
Truth be told it's significantly easier to get over someone when they file a police report on you
She told me the next morning I stared at her tits for like 15 minutes with binoculars from only a few seats away.
at the time fanning him with a dish tray seemed like a good idea but when we found it buried in the dirt the next morning i questioned our judgement. needless to say he still threw up even with the extra breeze.
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