one should ask oneself what kind of lifestyle one is leading when one finds a handprint of semen on their pillow the next day.
Mowing drunk should be an olympic sport...
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
He just referred to himself as a sharp shooter. I had sex with that.
I made him leave at 3am, he texted me a couple minutes later and said the elevator was broken and he was sleeping in there, but he said I was worth it so I don't feel guilty
He was my shower sex Sherpa last night. And we both made it safely up the mountain.
Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
This is what you sent me from the other side of the pool, "Idk but thers a pool n l wanna get naked take off my trunks ill paddle with my dick"
It'll be a romanticized airport meeting until I'm judged for sitting on his face in the terminal
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
I made a nest in his bed. I'm not leaving
if i ever get to the point where i am moaning when i pee, please do the honorable thing and kill me.
These tits shall not be calmed
I need a rain check on breakfast. A frat boy said it was his dream to sleep with a MILF, I made his dream come true and he made me cum
There is no way I’m wasting 21 year old morning wood
He sent me the milestone first dick pic this morning, it looked like a baby's fist holding a tree trunk. I'm frightened and aroused in equal measure.
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