I'm waiting for seagulls to eat this throw up
Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
I've decided to dedicate my life to finding out which flavor of Gatorade tastes best after you brush your teeth
Don't underestimate her when she starts going by "the vodka queen"
he busted into the room with single cheese slices and started yelling "THROW SOME CHEESE ON THAT BITCH"
ALWAYS CAPS LOCK. IS THERE EVER A SITUATION THAT DOES NOT CALL FOR CAPS LOCK? NO.
Sexting? Sexting in caps lock seems rather unnerving.
I WANT YOUR BODY AND I WANT IT NOW.
I rest my case.
My booty call just moved 2 min from my house
This has pregnancy written all over it
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
I caught myself flirting with clients today. Someone needs to take me to pound town before I self destruct. This is a code red. I repeat code red.
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
So I am watching ghostbusters and I realized Rick moranis is basically in the friends zone than he turns into the key master bangs her and it leads to the end of the world...maybe there is a reason people are in the friend zone
I'm upset for all the future generations who can't drunkenly get cheesy bread
Crop dusting thru forever 21
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