Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
These old people don't even realize they're giving me weed money for shoveling snow.
You unbuttoned your shirt and started walking down the center of the road screaming traffic stops for Enrique Iglesias.
She kept looking at me and saying "you are the scary high".
That's the girl I met who was peeing on the driveway with me. We bonded
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
How can I explain how nice he is to you? ...like, I'm going to have to have my world famous why being a douche is sexy talk.
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
We should drive around in your Jeep on snow days and get stoned while we help random strangers stuck in the snow. So much good karma.
I just had to take my laptop away from him because he was on Amazon and had 20 Seahawks garden gnomes in his cart.
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
Don't take advice from me. I'm simultaneously shitting and eating cheesecake.
Remind me to never do anything where hiding something in my butt is the best course of action
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