That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
We got drunk before dinner. People at the other tables were praying for us.
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
New swimming pool is best sex toy ever. We are pioneering the doggie-style paddle.
I made two strippers play rock paper scissors to see who would give me a lap dance last night
Slurping strawberries throug a straw. It feels like the kool-aid man is coming in my mouth.
You told them that the brownies were safe, and then pointed to a passed out Ryan and said "see?"
So, my ex just showed me the drunk voicemail we left him last night. Started out with me saying "I think it's Shane." Then you took my phone and started singing a song about peanut butter, train tracks, and tequila. I joined in. On the upside, he said he's totally fine with being on the drunk dial list from now on. Soooo, another tequila night??
I swear to go if the response she sends me something along the lines of who the fuck is Mark Hamill I might need to brake up with her.
Just responding to the most professional request I've ever gotten to get shitfaced.
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
His relationship is over as soon as he sees my boobs. I’m going to titty fuck my way into his heart
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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