Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
Do you think there is vodka in heaven?
you let me eat a milky way from your vagina. G is not lettin you hang out for eternity
She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
And you just kept trying to fit through the dog door and not drop Jello shots.
Good lord, they've set up every firework to be ignited by a trail of gasoline at midnight. God save us all.
He dropped me off at 4 in the morning because I made fun of Pearl Jam..
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
So, when I got arrested, they fingerprinted me. I'm getting my nails done right now and I'm pretty sure he's filing off my prints. Worth the $30.
Nothing like being buzzed at 10:20am off wine shots in Amish country
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You're the only person I know who can be puking into a trash can at 8 in the morning in Manhattan and get a date out of it....
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
I mean I faked it but he could answer my texts
Just saw a commercial for non alcoholic baileys cream. WHAT THE HELL IS THE POINT?!
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