I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
u know how some weekends you just wanna go out and ruin a relationship? this is one of those weekends
Do you remember snorting allspice and yelling at doughnut shop girl?
Somewhere along the night we ended up at a food lion giving jello shots to high school girls.
He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
Dear god how many nuts did u bust in me my vagina feels like a bowl of jello.
I just want a teacup pet pig so I can take him to parties with me and never have to walk home alone again.
She wants to go furniture shopping for memorial day so we've gotta go portable
thermos full of jaeger bombs?
Affirmative
Post breakup Disney World may be my best idea ever! Tinkerbell just grabbed my dick and gave me a kiss! This really is the happiest place on earth!
Beyoncé wouldn't let anything bad happen here
How's everyone else's ass tattoo today?
Omg no hes gotta go down on me. Then itll be like my vagina has kissed the stanley cup.
its 2pm and were already starting beer pong...its gonna be a good night
A girl showed up in my tinder and I have it set to only men... I super liked her because I need a lesbian experience
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