Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
She just sent me a txt where every word ended in "zzz", with about a hundred "!!!" and called herself "juicezzz". I need back up.
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
My present? It was a fake boarding pass he made in Photoshop. He litterally just gave me a one way ticket to Pound Town
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
Home safe. Took me everything not to stop and pick up some random cat that looked like an ocelot tho.
I put chex mix in your purse for when you get hungry while doing your walk of shame tomorrow!
Regardless of age or alcohol consumption, the knowledge that my dad spanks my mom sexually has the very real potential to fuck my shit up.
Hey nothing wrong with those! I can't believe the guys who let me see where they live on first dates. Even more surprising, I don't stalk them after they've done me wrong.
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
Until you can top getting paid to have women tell you to check out their ass, my job will remain better than yours
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
Bro you were on fire last night...like a less Irish version of Liam Neeson
How so I keep attracting the virgins? HOW?
You talk about your love for your ninja turtle onesie when you're drunk. Are you really surprised?
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