your drunk exhusband is tryin to get with my drunk exgirlfriend. i think its funny. if you still talk to him dont say anything.
we're not divorced.
I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
When the cops knocked on the door, he just knocked back and announced "house keeping"
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
You're fine
I'm hiding in my chest because my walls smell weird. I'm not fine.
I mean looking back on it, it's unlucky but at least now we can say we were in jail from 2011 to 2012
That's thinking positively..
We could make it cute. Like "oh those two cute lesbians who are about five foot two who sell the cocaine down the street. You know the ones? With the Yorkies?"
so hungover. i just puked at the sight of the beer emoticon you sent me.
shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
I woke up in my living room, on the floor, wearing nothing but a fur coat?
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
She paid me 300 bucks to spank her and call her Baby Jane. Then we drank half a bottle of sippin whiskey. I'd call it a twelve out of ten.
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
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