just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
he sounded really stupid. it was like his puke had a stutter, too.
He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
I'm a big fan of your penis but I will not sit through an animated movie dedicated to it.
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
I swear they were about to hook up!!
I know because I was in the tub taking an imaginary silent bath. They stopped cuz I gagged on my shot.
He would have to make magical things happen in my nether regions to actually make me vote republican.
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
I woke up to a stripper (who added me on Facebook) messaging me reminding me to cancel my card if I can't find it
A bitchslap is in order.
I opened the bathroom door and the starting point gaurd was eating out my art history professor
the girl who hid my weed when the cops came has a birthday coming up. i feel like i should get her something.
You peed on a flamingo?!?
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