Remind me to tell you the Scottish bar story tomorrow
Remind me to tell you it was a shitty story when you're done telling it tomorrow
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
so jimmy johns showed up at our party last night. our house is sponsored now. living the dream.
I know it was you that I fucked last night... I can smell my disappointment all over the sheets
Finally put clothes on I've been laying naked in the bed for approximately 4 hours since I showered and by showered I mean when I laid down in the bathtub with the shower on
yeah its nbd she just bit me in the face. be there soon
Me and allie were just offered cocaine by a strange man in a women's bathroom. Why have I not lived in Austin my whole life?
I have to take a quiz before midnight. Trying to decided if its a better idea to take it now when I'm stoned or later when I'm drunk.
Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
I just put vagisil on my bug bites how do you think my morning is going
They forgot my ranch. They're dead to me.
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
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