Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
I seem to have left my pride at pride
Shark Week may as well be Shark Weed.
omg. he's a virgin strip club employee who's going to college on a ping pong scholarship. this is unreal.
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
Holy shit, you lost your virginity on 11/11/11. Now every time someone fucks you, they can make a wish. Your vagina has officially been transformed into a wishing well.
What an age we live in that I can try to pick up a guy by using my phone while I'm taking a shit at work.
Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
Too many penises have met your hands. Stop or die.
I'm gonna rob all up in that cradle
He won't have sex to beyonce. I hate him.
You then played what you called "a smooth jazz rendition of talk dirty to me" all thrusting your crotch at the bartender. Mom looked horrified, but my dad couldn't stop laughing
I need a beard to bite.
We are gonna play a game I like to call what the fuck is in my pocket
THERE ARE LEGITLY 4 SEPARATE BITE MARKS ON MY DICK. WHAT. THE. FUCK.
Legitimately*
Go fuck yourself
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