some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
I just had a dude tell me how he got fired from friendly's for tripping a kid and followed the story with "If i'm gonna do it, I do it big."
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
i feel like words won't express my appreciation properly so at some point i'm just going to bring you pizza then go down on you for an hour. fair?
You then proceeded to tell me how good of a cook you were and put raw cookie dough in the champagne.
Ps you missed quite a show. I was for some reason whipping my hair back and forth and head butted the tip jar. It shattered and now I have a circular bruise on my forehead. All the bartenders hit the floor to get all the quarters.
i tied my phone to a string attached to my bra. i am NOT losing it tonight
I called you a cum goblin in my voicemail. I stand by it.
I found a guy who will take me to the Olive Garden and he is CONVENTIONALLY ATTRACTIVE.
I feel like asking for a towel for after I puke before I puke to be more respectful than jus going outside to puke and coming back inside covered in sweat and tears.
if i seriously got my dick up last night, then im taking him to disney world cause thats just fuckin impressive
Too much dab too little lung dying šµšµšµ
You showed up at my house at 4am with a bloody nose, one shoe and a bucket of chicken... I live no where near a place that sells chicken in a bucket..
Well that would explain the bones in my purse.
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