At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
At least I can take solace in the fact that with 8 billion some odd people in the world, at least one of them is shitting in their own car right now.
i have nine cents in my fucking bank account... not even a dime
i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
its good she wears the same dress to all the weddings so we can track how fat she's really gotten
so glad i banged her when she was skinny
Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
The lesbians are drunkenly meowing in the hallway again. This is the shit I'll miss at home.
Operation: sleep in every bed at the boys' house is nearing completion. Now at 5/9. I AM GOLDILOCKS AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME
But in the grand scheme of things, "should i bang a hot roommate or a sexy giant" is really not a bad lot in life
Really because I got kicked out the eagles game for running up n down the steps singing ' fly eagles fly ' then punched a Dallas fan in the face before the game even started..
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
My backyard is filled with beer cans. You idiots turned our backyard into a redneck ball-pit
I beer bonged before it even hit 4 o' clock. Please get on my level homecoming style.
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