dude i dont realllllly have to fuck her do i? its just a mess down there and i think im gonna cry
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
conquered wheelchair sex. it's rather convenient. you'd think it was made for it, with all those handles and adjustable features.
I was literally just a half conscious dildo.
Dude, if she brings up the lube, you know nothing
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
turns out that the cat the james was trying to catch was a raccoon. call me when you get this, i need an ER buddy
I'm going to make out with someone. I'm on a mission. I don't even care if I'm wearing beer goggles. As long as he's not shorter than me, gay, or a woman.
I came home to him frying bacon to put in his beer. He said bacon beer lights, taste the awesomer rockies
So we just smoked a bowl, out of an antler, with this old dude, while standing at the bar. Dude just walked up and said we were in his spot, just began packing it and handing it around...
I'm about to get my nails done. Would the polish name "meet me at the altar" be too straight forward for a first date?
I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
I climbed to the top of a stripper pole and touched the ceiling. Accomplishment?
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