Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
We've had the 'life would be so much better if we were both lesbians' conversation too much for that to be okay.
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
Bring a bathing suit for the glitter slip n slide
Fucken Tweens. They smelled like cotton candy and hand jobs my nostrils were offended.
And i'll likely end up sleeping in a bush wrapped up in my poncho
I'm glad the semester is over. I need a break from the term "whiskey sharts" coming up so much in conversation.
She only fucks to metal. I don't know whether to marry her or run for the hills.
It took years to build this empire of casual fuckings and not carings.
Fair warning birthday party last night avoid kitchen & upstairs bathroom if you value your remaining sanity
Apparently 'ewww' is not the correct response to him saying he has to go to a funeral while I'm there.
I've officially slept through a hurricane, a tornado and had sex during an earthquake. I'm surviving.
It's almost 5am and all I can keep thinking is IT'S WHISKEY TIME!!
Man I can't believe I took a huge dump in a public garden
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