she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
She goes outside, smokes 2 cigarettes, and insists on walking up the 7 flights of stairs so that her heart stays in shape. this woman is crazy.
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
The only birthday messages I got from men were from my 8th grade boyfriend and the bouncer at our bar. I think I'm doing something wrong in life.
my little brother just asked me why i have handcuffs. How do I tell him that his sister likes being taken advantage of in the bedroom?
We left the window open. My vibrators funeral is at 2ish.....bring a side dish or some shit.
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
I have to shower first, I forgot I peed on my feet last night...
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
Why is there a chocalet milkshake outside our front door?
Alcohol
Sweet! It'll be a "that-minor-I-used-to-serve-alcohol-to-is-no-longer-a-minor" party!!!
Woke up to I'm AWESOME written in purple crayon all over my walls. I love drunk me
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
I got drunk. Then I took a shit.
It was a good shit
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