it was like my fingers were behind enemy lines
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
When his Irish accent comes out my uterus hums. Or some productive organ down there, I'm not sure of the logistics
I'm eating a piece of cake like an apple. At least my thought process is healthy.
dude throwing a golf cart off a pier is harder than it seems!
Cat. Why do you sit on things I need to use.
Because it is cat.
The sense of comroderie I've built with my liver over the course of this semester is beautiful
Nothing says happy gameday like waking up in only an ACC Championship shirt in the qb's bed with a different football player
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
I can't find the remote or the Doritos. Someone call 911. S.O.S. I sent this in Braille.
I just found those cheese sticks in my purse. Along with a handful of confetti.
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
Tell me that I didn't just get ash in my Russian and just mix it TF in bc who cares and life has no meaning.
Randomize
