Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
but she was nice to me.
She was a fuckin STRIPPER.
It was my birthday today and i decided that i am not checking my notifications on facebook so ill feel popular
Wrong number and your a loser
Woke up with a retainer in my boxers and about ten chicks passed out around me. now I feel like something out of Cinderella, trying to find whose teeth fit in the glass retainer.
just turned my empty handle of passion fruit smirnoff into a fish bowl. I love college.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
Dude, I had to masturbate just to stay warm. Please pay the gas bill?
to which he commented "you must really like me on top". I didn't have the heart to tell him that was the only way the room stopped spinning
my six pack is really starting to show since I started fucking everything that moves
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
I asked her why she was drunkenly masturbating to Iron Man and all she replied was "Robert Downey Jr". As far as excuses go, that seemed pretty legit.
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
Quit bitching. I brought you a muffin.
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