How come ATM is perfectly acceptable, yet not washing your hands after you poo is socially reprehensible?
its amazing how hard it is to tell vomit from stuffing the day after
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
Weed smoke burps in the boss's face. Job security.
last nights episode of shot friends brought to you by polish vodka and flamingo baseball. pickles cure hangovers.
Idk if I woke up next to a cat or raccoon. either way it's purring.
My attorney has my name in her roldex as need to hit that. Im gonna win my case
you peed off the balcony at your sisters and asked someone below to catch it with a cup
Scary truckers and hobos. These are the men I attract
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
Literally if she wants to make a big deal, I'd rather have shit smeared on my face.
Good, be his mentor. Like a tiny gay Yoda.
he just fucked me for my cheese.
Does the term "on fleek" apply to dicks or just eyebrows?
You said "I feel like a koala bear. Do you ever just feel like a koala bear?" This is your brain on drugs.
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