I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
i wanted to go smoke pot, so i told my mom i was getting tutored. she asked what time i would be back, i told her learning doesn't have a curfew
One fish gets drugged and suddenly I'm labeled a bad pet owner. This is so unfair.
I HAVE A PRESENT FOR YOU AND ITS NOT MY VAGINA
I tried to make friends with the geese living behind Hughes. They didn't really like that idea.
Are you high?
Even though he was watching you pee on his bedroom floor, you kept denying it and saying he was dreaming
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
Given he decided my interview was a date, showed up drunk and insisted on carrying me everywhere, we weren't off to a good start.
A nap. You broke your hand napping in Vegas.
I woke up in a toga after going to a Hawaiian party. I don't even know.
She said "we just have chemistry" ... I wanted to say "no, you just have a vagina."
he said "I would have fucked you in the chipotle bathroom" and I can't get over how awesome that would've been
Do you think if I had a tempurpedic bed he would still be able to feel me fingering myself after we have sex?
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