Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
capt morgan doesn't hurt if you honestly believe it's golden flavored kool-aid.
your ex dropped by. you can call me dwight howard, cuz im the king of rebounds
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
We are the drunkest people in Toys R' Us right now
I told my mom happy mother's day then rubbed my belly and said "Oh, and happy grandmother's day too..." She started sobbing. You were right, that wasn't the best way to tell her.
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
Hooked up with a guy dressed as Miss Frizzle last night... Asked if I could ride his Magic School Bus
How do you get the "hangs out with drunk assholes" insurance
Last night I realized my life is an experiment of really bad decisions when I had to leave without my underwear. But at least I'm expanding my life experience.
I mean his penis was perfect in pictures but its even more perfect inside me
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