She kept calling me her DD, which I assumed meant designated driver, so I was confused because I don't even have a car. Found out later it means designated dick. It's what her and her friends use as code for the guy they want to hook up with at the end of the night. I feel so used.
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
i just sent my parents are gone come over I have condoms to my mom because Derek changed my numbers while I was passed out
well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
currently hungover, lying in bed and cutting cheese with my drivers license. ashamed? not even a little bit.
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
still drunk. talking shit to the doc drawing my blood. this has no upside
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
Would you still love me and fuck me doggie style if I had a dinosaur tramp stamp?
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
How you doing tonight? I got my butthole licked so i cant complain.
He's eating me out right now. That's how bad he is.
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