Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
took him home. told him i would rock his world. passed out. a for effort f for follow thru
My "High Times" magazine came in today, as well as my girlfriend's new sex toys. We're calling in sick today.
At the time, making out with dudes for keg money seemed like a genius idea. Now I realize it was borderline prostitution.
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
I really have to stop waking up in hot tubs on Friday mornings.
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
I think the camel was justified in biting me.
Don't feel bad, we're professionals and we just housed burgers in burger king singing I believe I can fly
Slowly realizing that my only incentive to bathe is shower beer
seriously the second he called my tits warlocks was the second I knew I wasn't going to fuck him.
Just had to stop myself from doing a bump on the Disney bus. The struggle is real.
First night of sleeping in the same bed, and she farted on me. I immediately excused myself and went home. Don't know if we're still together. Will update you.
That's right. I just LL Cool J'ed you up in this bitch. Zero fucks.
can you tell me why i woke up in a diaper and combat boots?
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