belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
Beer bonged 7 shots of Jameson. I title this night short stories with tragic endings.
Chipotle chips and wine for breakfast. Its def game day
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
Well, it was good.. One step forward for my vaj.. One giant leap backwards for my integrity.
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
So I got lost trying to find you guys and ended up proposing to a bride in a bachelorette party with a condom.
Wednesday is good, I needed the head count for the orgy, caroling can happen with as few as 2 people. There will be a pinata.
For the caroling or the orgy?
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
She yelled out "MCDREAMY" mid orgasm
Hillary said in her victory speech "We're gonna come together". I've got a lib-boner.
Im covered in coffee vomit and urine and none of which are mine
...i have a beer in one hand, and a chicken wing in the same. typical tuesday, right?
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