theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
the non-midget kid sent 8,000 texts in a month. the midget parents are pissed. THIS IS EPIC WHEN YOUR HIGH.
THERE ARE SO MANY GREAT DICKS IN THE WORLD. HOW DID I NOT DISCOVER THIS SOONER!?
They were actually really boring considering how we met them.
howd you meet them?
They got shit-faced and decided to take a train to a city none of them had ever been to. We found them wandering the ghetto, with a bottle of gin and singing Disney songs.
during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
I promise it'll work. Just go there and keep the lights off and keep saying blaowww. She'll think your me.
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
My gut feeling that we had reached a new level of intimacy last night was confirmed early this morning when you sleep farted on penis.
There was a deer right in front of me when I came. Sex in the forest is awesome
She said "we just have chemistry" ... I wanted to say "no, you just have a vagina."
I think getting right with the Lord should involve more than me and a bottle of tequila.
He was awesome with her today. I can't say that it didn't make my Fallopian tubes sing "The Hills Are Alive."
they gave me money. the money smells like weed. also they gave me weed
So if your sore it's because you tried to tackle a tree last night. When I told you at the party, you said "What do you expect, I'm an athlete!"
If I say I hate myself for it does it make it any better?
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