I cant wait to get the disapproving look from this elderly black lady...
All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
Party at my house. Liquor pinata. Your presence is required.
just found out i fit into magnum condums. this is going to be the best weekend ever
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
It didn't get weird until she took off her underwear, looked down, and said "fill her up!"
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
What not to say at an interview: i can wrap the shit out of some food.
AT THIS RATE YOU WILL HAVE FUCKED MORE OF MY CLOSE FRIENDS THAN I HAVE PEOPLE PERIOD BY VALENTINE'S DAY.
We celebrated International Women's Day by spending $700 and taking our tops off at the strip club
The boys offered to pay but we went halfs because we're feminists
Is it socially acceptable to be blind drunk at half five on a Monday afternoon?
Which pub are you in?
Is it possible to be drunk burnt? Like sun burnt but from drinking? Cus I think I that's what it feels like
I'm eating go-gurt and drinking beer alone in the dark. This is why you shouldn't marry young.
bitch, i have a flask. i've got things under control.
god. marry me.
You ran full speed into the glass door with your Patron and yelled "FEEL THE RHYTHM, FEEL THE RHYME"
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