Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
I havent jerked off in so long, my dick literally prevented me from rolling over in my sleep this morning. new definition of painful?
My broken door handle makes it really inconvient for when i need to puke at red lights.
2011 senior yearbook drinking game. we're taking a shot whenever some dumbass uses that quote about how life isn't isn't about the breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away. also that retarded wayne gretzky one about missing shots you don't take.
I gave him head in my cape. On the kitchen floor. Watching a show about bacon.
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
Took his shirt off. Announced he was Jesus. Threw up. Asked me to cuddle him to sleep. And then tried to kiss me. Typical Saturday night.
Duck, Duck, Goose is now the autocorrect, safe for work version of fuck, fuck, loose.
It's just a friend who is recently single and I'm going to heal his broken heart with my vagina
Yo whoever left a thong on the dining room table, first of all get help second of all please remove it now
Um, just removed my insulin from the fridge so that I could fit our case in there. Tell me, who has their priorities straight? THIS GIRL.
beggars cant be choosers....im desperate and he has a dick. he checks all the boxes.
We told him to puke in the Denny's parking lot or we wouldn't be his friend anymore. So he did. He wasn't even drunk.
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