Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
who's fault is it that she tells me today she is only 16 because i definately met her at the bar...
All I wanted to tell you is that I fucked a guy covered in fake blood, who circumcised himself.
I'm already at the bar. It's 2 PM. Help
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
I just discovered the Reese's pieces and sourdough bread sandwich. No signs of coming down.
These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
They're doing shots to celebrate every 15 minutes passing. You can come get them.
Hahahahahahhajahahahahajajjajahjahahajahahajajahahahajjajajahahjajajajajahahahajjjajajaahhahhahahahahahahahaha dominos taxi
Remind me in the future that chugging dog codeine is not the best idea.
we were the definition of too high: argued for 10 minutes about who was gonna get the condom (it was 2 feet away on the night stand) and past out watching adventure time.
I just said give me penis or give me death. Some patriot is rolling around in his grave right now.
I woke up to pizza pinned to my wall. So that's that.
Too bad I can't un-pee in his body wash
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
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