why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
They left shortly after you claimed the dirty rug as your mattress and began alternating between singing "Dayman" and "Nightman"
He used his penis as a puppet and sang Rihanna's Hard..... so no, we will never see each other again.
Chasing bourbon with pepto... Dedication.
Random girl at this party just gave me a lap dance in a la-Z-boy. Night significantly improved.
Found crayons in my cigarette pack. I can't help but feel you may be responcible.
He whinnies like a horse when he's cumming. I wish I would have known this before we got into a relationship.
IF IT WALKS LIKE A MANWHORE AND QUACKS LIKE A MANWHORE, HE PROBABLY HAS VD.
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
We're living together and you don't know if I've seen Titanic?!
I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
As soon as we had sex he stopped opening doors for me. That wasn't an exchange. Im still a god damn princess
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
so he'll eat food out of a dumpster but he won't lick your ass?
Just learned a very valuable life lesson. Never motorboat a cat when they have claws.
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