she looked like the bat from fern gully.
Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
shut up i haven't hooked up with anyone since 45 minutes ago
handjobs have no place on a baseball diamond
It would only make sense that I'd cheat on him with his best friend on the ides of march...
I call BS on that! THAT WAS TOTALLY AN INTERCEPTION. JENNINGS HAD THAT.
PEOPLE ARE FLIPPING FURNITURE HERE. IN THE ROOM ABOVE ME. I HEARD SOMEONE WOOKIE CALL IN ANGER FROM SOMEWHERE IN THIS BUILDING.
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't scared, even a little.
She was into my hawaiian shirt and id never made out with a dinosaur... I feel like it worked out for everyone
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
Oh I was gonna ask you the same thing...? It's official ask anyone to see your husbands dick day.
Let's say hypothetically if you were going to put icing on a penis and then lick it clean...what would you ice it with? Not a knife right?
You were peeing off the rooftop and told everyone sometimes you just gotta go
She has a bong hits for Jesus shirt. Of course I'm going to like her.
It's not "nice." It's the supermodel of dicks.
My bed smells like the plague
I’m the skeleton in his closet, but I only come out on Tuesday and Thursday afternoon and when his wife is out of town
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