All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
My eyes are so dilated i literally have night vision right now.
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
Woke up with a treasure map of my room stuck with sticky tape to my ceiling. followed it and found $75 with a note saying; "eat this if we're invaded"... I'm never getting stoned again
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
i saw the poster for your lost tequila... what a shame
So the first 4 hours of my morning was equivalent to seeing under water. Things were starting to get better until I remember I drank mustard for free stuff and flossed my teeth with a strand of hair from a stranger in the bathroom.
What, so now you are his nutritionist and his fuck buddy?
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
Is this because I accidentally peed on you?
God damn. You sleep with one 40 year old married dude and suddenly you have “daddy issues”. Fuck all of you.
I realize that my conversation topics seem to only be about bees and my cross dressing fiance. Thank you for being my friend.
You know how fear has a smell? Well turns out shame has a smell too. It's Pina colada flavored anal grease.
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