is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
Just hooked up with a girl I met in line at Taco Bell. I told you leave me to do my own thing and I'll get it in
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
Our sex has gotten so much better since we broke up.
Please high five our old drug dealer for me please.
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
Apparently getting drunk at a philanthropy event and tweeting about it is "frowned up"
I just busted my piggy bank to afford McDonald's. This is my personal cry for help.
You're the only guy I know who could convince a lady at the pharmacy to trade you her pain pills for your antibiotics.
We got caught fucking on the couch while I was in my Godzilla onesie.
Every day I wake up and there is no spectacular morning wood waiting for me I get so sad.
So do I get points for screwing my recently single ex boyfriend and then telling him to go fight for his ex back?
Is it wrong that I have to schedule a family Sunday brunch around my mom's weekly banging of my stepdad. And why do I even know this??
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