MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
He's sitting on the floor holding his bracket and crying, literally crying... he just keeps saying "Kansas how could you?" over and over
please don't go to jail. I'd hate to have to call the montgomery county jail every time I need sex advice
We sold so many girl scout cookies when we were little. What went wrong?
After last night, I've decided I will now bang only men who professionally ride things for a living. I will accept jockeys, cowboys, bullriders, and pro bicyclists who lie and say they're bullriders.
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
The party went downhill once the fire department had to be called to put out the kitchen fire.
He stopped mid-sex to read the subtitles on a Korean movie we had playing in the background.
All I know is I was dancing to Shakira in his alley and I think rubbing my junk on his car door.
Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
My liver and my bank account can't afford another all nighter. Help.
Bringing my cat to a booty call was not my finest hour
Having sex with him is like eating mayo. Don't think about it, just do it. It's worth it.
I just fell and sprained my ankle in the shower. No, I wasn't having sex. I was doing the time warp. Again.
All I’ve had today is sex and water. I think it’s time for tacos.
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